PISSED & PEACHY BODY OIL

Pissed & Peachy is a seductive contradiction—sweet, fiery, and impossible to ignore. It opens with a juicy burst of ripe peach nectar, tart red currant, and dark plum, delivering a vibrant, addictive brightness. A lush heart of Bulgarian rose, creamy frangipani, and soft mimosa melts into warm vanilla, tonka, and smooth sandalwood for a rich, velvety depth.

The dry down lingers in sugared plum, brown sugar, and soft peach skin—playful, decadent, and just a little dangerous.

PROFILE: FRUITY

TOP: The first notes you smell

Red Currant, Ripe Peach Nectar, Dark Plum Flesh

MIDDLE: The heart of the oil

 Bulgarian Rose Absolute, Creamy Frangipani, Powdered Mimosa,

Warm Vanilla Bean, Tonka Bean, Smooth Sandalwood

BASE: The notes that linger all day

plum, brown sugar, and peach skin.

ingredients: Sweet almond oil, coconut oil, jojoba oil, fragrance oil, sunstone

We process all orders next day (excluding weekends and holidays).

Once your order has been shipped, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking information.

Shipping Times:

• Standard shipping: 5–7 business days
  
• Expedited shipping: 1–3 business days (where available)
  

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International customers are responsible for any customs duties or import taxes that may apply.

Why Garden Alchemy?

The Truth About Body Oils

Most luxury body oils make you choose: incredible scent OR clean ingredients. Overpriced luxury brands smell amazing but hide hormone-disrupting chemicals under "fragrance." Clean beauty brands are safe but smell like... nothing.

Garden Alchemy REFUSES to make you choose.