We wrote you a letter and printed it in gold.
Every box opens to the same page. Not a spec sheet, not a scent list — a note to the people who were buying from us before anyone knew our name.
We meant every line of it. Five hundred people get to read it off the box.
Not one of these is on our site.
Doors 1–24 · The 2027 Collection
Twenty-four body oils launching next year. Unreleased, unnamed, and untested by anyone outside this building.
Door 25 · The One We Won't Talk About
Full-size. Not a body oil. Not anything we've made in five years of Garden Alchemy. You open it December 25 not knowing — that's the point.
The Box Itself
Matte charcoal with gold foil botanicals, olive drawers, Numbered 1 of 500 on the cover. Built to sit out long after the last drawer is empty.
Before You Order
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Every box is filled by hand and numbered in the order it's claimed. We made five hundred, and pre-ordering is how we make sure each one is spoken for before we fill a single drawer. When the window closes on August 31, the run closes with it.
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Mid-November — in your hands well before December 1. We'll email your box number the day it leaves our warehouse in Washington.
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No, and that's on purpose. All twenty-four launch in 2027, and every one came from the same nose behind the oils you already own. You'll be the first person outside this building to smell them.
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Not a body oil. Not anything we've sold in five years. It's full-size, and that's genuinely all we're saying — opening it not knowing is the whole point of the box.
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No. Five hundred boxes, one run, one holiday. There's no second printing and no 2027 version of this calendar.